****

Can't.
Shouldn't.
Not allowed.
So much silliness --
We will.

Keep away.
Forbidden.
Prevented.
So many words --
We defy them.

If they burn us at the stake
We'll be lovers in the Force,
if they don't
We'll be lovers anyway, of course!

Destiny: together
no matter how *we* resist.
I'd love him if he were a pirate
(or a Sith!)

Even if he's dead, look!
It's a blue ghost.
Or something stranger --
the "Obi-Wan host?"

We meet in secret
We meet in the dark
We meet -- even if
We're lightyears apart!

We've got bonds, all kinds
We're tied up in knots
We have sex in the Senate
We have sex on small cots.
(Not often though)

We come three times
Or maybe four
Then the next day
We do it some more!
(Why is it always MY ass that's sore?)

Oh, we have sex with others
That ambassador from Yemen
Bruck, Xanatos, and
*gasp* sometimes women.

And our faith in each other
Always seems to be shaken
Master makes the worst
of these bad situations --

"Yes, I kissed him.
Wasn't it great?
Hot threeway sex?
And *don't* tell me you're straight."

It's amazing the uses
There are for the Force
As well as lightsabers --
Ow, damnit, that hurts!

We break our bonds.
We lose our minds.
Hey, sometimes we
Even travel through time.

There are millions of people
Who just want to kiss us
And *of course* the Jedi
Celebrate holidays like Christmas!
(Pass over the eggnog, please! Yeah, the chocolate too!)

But before the tale ends
(If it's a nice one, that is)
We're cuddled together
and *you're* feeling that fizz --

The one that tells you
Everything's going right
And it's just that time
So I'll say "Good-night!"